it started shortly after i went to bed last night.
i went to bed later than i should have...knowing that muscle barbie was going to be up at 5am, thus i would be awakened at 5am.
but much earlier than that, kiroman rolled over and asked who was barking and were they really barking or having a dream.
i mumbled something in response, although i'm sure it wasn't coherent.
finally, kiroman opened the bedroom door and it was revealed that the hell hound was, indeed, barking.
kiroman got outta bed and let him out and came back to bed.
hell hound was quiet for a short period of time, then the barking started up again.
once again, kiroman took hell hound out. this time, the rest of the pack though they should be going out, too...but they weren't.
then again around 3:30, hell hound was once again at it. we kinda slept through it and we definitely should not have done that.
kiroman got up again and this time, when he opened the bedroom door, i smelled dog poop.
so i lumbered downstairs to see what was going on and sure enough, the hell hound was not feeling well and had messed in his kennel.
once that was cleaned up, kiroman headed to the shower and i headed back to bed.
so between that time and the time my alarm normally goes off, hell hound went out two more times...i finally gave up and crawled outta bed before the alarm...which is never heard of!
so then i take the whole pack to the backyard...we were out there for less than 10 minutes when the yard guy shows up to take care of the back yard so i coralled all the pack inside. while i was putting hell hound i his kennel, cujo was upstairs, pooping on the bathroom floor because, apparently, he didn't have enough time outside to take care of his morning duties.
fabulous...so i clean that up and head to the barn. where red had pooped in his grain bucket at some point between dinner last night and breakfast this morning.
so, yeah...being a trophy wife isn't all bon bon eating, gentle reader!
today has been a totally crappy day...literally.
- for dogs to clean up after
- for great weather for a harley ride
- for hearing the enthusiasm in muscle barbie's voice when she talks about her career
- for my pretty awesome hubby
- for a roof over my head